Prescription Beer Bottle Opener

Just what the doctor ordered! Do you feel like everyone is judging you ever time you open up a bottle of beer? They just dont understand that you have a problem, a disease even. Your problem is you dont have enough beer. Thankfully a doctor took note (Disclaimer: not a Medical Doctor) and created this unique bottle opener which lets everyone know you have a prescription for these beers. Now hopefully this will stop all the questions. As if you needed a reason to drink!

It may look like an ordinary prescription bottle, but this tiny bottle is way better! Its actually a real working bottle opener! With just a flick of the wrist you can go from parched to relaxed by using this Prescription Beer Bottle Opener! Its the perfect medicine! It even comes with a suction cup for storage!